Shortform

There once was a user named Wotton
whose patience for drivel neared bottom.
Bluesky held some hope,
turned out to be cope.
Any social media is bound to be rotten.

There once was a pal who wished to microblog
yet could find no place for witty dialog.
Twitter? Worse as X.
Fediverse? Looks complex.
Might as well throw paper slips into a bog.