I would totally make a deal with the devil from the classic folktale Don’t Make A Deal With The Devil, No, Seriously, Even If You Think You Are Too Clever To Listen To Classic Folktales About Making Deals With The Devil because I’m too clever to listen to classic folktales about making deals with the devil.
Shortform
There once was a user named Wotton
whose patience for drivel neared bottom.
Bluesky held some hope,
turned out to be cope.
Any social media is bound to be rotten.
There once was a pal who wished to microblog
yet could find no place for witty dialog.
Twitter? Worse as X.
Fediverse? Looks complex.
Might as well throw paper slips into a bog.